Sparkly Malbadge

" LIGHTS! CAMERA! ACTION! Nothing can stop the sparkle of this malware, or at least the plastic circular version of them. Obtain this plastic circle and STAB it's POINTY METAL APPENDAGE through any fabric of your choice, and take this stylish celebrity everywhere you go! Free wifi! Anywhere you go! Hold up! ding ding ding ding ding ding ding. Anyways it's glittery, shiny, and plastic, and you people love glittery shiny plastic. Show strangers your glittery shiny plastic malware worship. "